A friend just had a baby. Gabriel was astonished by seeing pictures of her new addition and every now and then we have conversation such as this one.
Gabriel: How did her baby get out?
Mommy and daddy: when her belly was so big that looked like it would explode, she went to the hospital, and pushed her baby out?
Gabriel: did the doctor cut her belly open?
Mommy: no, she pushed it through her vagina (just like that!)
Gabriel: How did the baby get into her belly?
Mommy: his daddy put a little seed inside her.
Gabriel; how did he put the little seed inside her?
Daddy: moms and dads have to be alone, and kiss each other with lots of love, and then the little seed go inside moms (phew!)
Another night:
Gabriel: Daddy, can you put a little seed inside mommy's belly. I want to have a baby brother tomorrow.
After a good laughter, mommy replied: remember your bean plant... it took a long time to grow, didn't it? Babies take a long time to grow too.
Gabriel ran to the pantry to get some bean seeds and put inside mommy's belly. hahahahahahaha
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